Part 2 of Note to My Father’s Brother whom I’ve Never Met but Who Thinks He Has the Right to Criticize Me: A Facebook Perspective

AllaRa Adam September 10 at 7:29am

By the way, Henry Miller died many years ago and you can’t write worth shit attempting to imitate him.

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I always felt Open Letter to My Girlfriend’s Vibrator was my Tropic of Cancer.  Did you know that I too am an active member of the socialist party and worked as a proofreader at a newspaper in my youth?  But look at me, attempting to have a discussion about Henry Miller with an expert like yourself.  I feel as if I am a fool.

I guess I will just give up writing.  I’m destroyed.  My heart is broken and I feel as if I can not go on.  The opinion of a douchebag with a snake for a picture and a weird nickname like AllaRa Adam means so much to me that, without his unflagging support I just can not make it in this world.  I feel like Henry Miller, when he went before the Supreme Court to prove his work was not pornography, except in his case, he was arguing before 9 justices appointed by the President, and in my case, I’m reading emails sent by a dirty white trash idiot.

Well, I guess I will have to stop shaving the very top of my head, leaving the sides and back attempting to resemble Henry’s male pattern baldness.  No more will I send taunting letters to feminist Kate Millett trying to get her to protest my blog.  I will immediately move back from the south of France where I have been residing with my two hot French lovers rollicking with sexual abandon.

Maybe I will come to the middle of Kansas where I can work on my sculptures that are an attempt at modern art like Pablo Picasso, only not very good and no one in their right mind would want to purchase them.    Or perhaps I will build websites like Sarah Nichols, except in her case she troubles herself by building easy navigation, and you always know what the fuck the website is used for.  Know anyone else like that? http://www.flickr.com/photos/23266248@N06/

Oh, I don’t know.  My world feels as if it has been turned upside down.  I need time.  Time to contemplate my next move.  You have rocked me to my foundations, AllaRa, and I must begrudgingly accept that you know far more than I ever will, given your unflagging ability to contact me when I asked you specifically to just leave me alone.  Because you knew how I was dying to know what a filthy pedophile in hiding truly thinks of my work.

By the way, I feel like the work My Awesome Boat http://shakespearestoe.wordpress.com/2009/08/20/my-awesome-boat/, is very similar in tone to the work of Herman Melville.

AllaRa Adam September 10 at 9:01am

How sad you are whan you try too hard. Oh, Allara is not a nickname, silly. It is an email address: allaraadam… it just drops the last letters of my first, middle, and last name. My nickname is “Gadget”. Obvious why when one is in the vicinity of my studio. I do robotics.
As for my website, it is very popular around the world among those very gifted, and easy to navigate if not retarded.

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There I go again, trying to hard.  I apologize, Gadget, I truly do.  Though I do find it strange, of the two items you argue, nicknames and robotics, you steer clear of the charge “pedophile in hiding”.  Oh my gosh, I’m doing it again aren’t I?  Trying to hard.  I’m probably making you super-sad. 

By the way, what was the link to your website again?

AllaRa Adam September 10 at 9:16am Report

Not at all. But get over yourself. You are old and ugly now. Not something that would appeal to a pedophile.

AllaRa Adam September 10 at 9:17am Report

Perhaps that is a confession? Son, I am your VERY old uncle.

AllaRa Adam September 10 at 9:24am Report

The link to my website is:
http://epiphany3.com
Navigation is intuitively obvious, but explained in several places for the mentally challenged.

If you missed it, his website was the punchline to this story.